CHINESE WHISKERS
Walworth Road, street in S E London.
Wharf Road, S E London pronunciation of above, not a street in S E London.
While shepherds watched their flocks by night.
While shepherds washed their socks by night.
There is a green hill faraway, without the city wall,
Why should a green hill have a city wall?
White Hart,
name of public house.
Wye tart,
name of a public lady, of Wye.
White Heart,
a bloodless heart or a coward.
The Wye tart at the White Hart, has a white heart.
What 'e say?
What did he say?
Waddi Sayh.
Desert depression, not sand sickness.
Where,
Wear,
Which,
Witch.
Will ease off,
windy warning BBC 1, 27/ Jan / 94, was delivered as
Willies off, or maybe Willie`s off.
Willie Diggit,
Excavator.
Wins a prize,
Windsor pies.
Worthless,
of no value.
Worth less,
than I expected.
Why talk,
White Hawk.
ODDS
Water logged.
Can anything else be logged?
Coffee logged? Beer logged?
To wave one's hand.
To wave one's hair.
Warsaw packed,
packaged in Warsaw.
Warsaw Pact,
agreement between Eastern allies.
Wearing out,
clothing to be worn outside.
Wearing out,
becoming decrepit.
What are you wearing out?
What, are you wearing out?
Working,
Working.
Walking,
Wurking.
Well wishers,
people who wish at wells, or people who wish one well?
Why do we wash up the dishes, wash the windows and the car, and wash down the yard?
The lesser of two weevils? The lesser of two evils.
How many things can you whip out? Pistol, wallet, credit card, glasses, etc.
A "wood" man.
SPOONERISMS
Well oiled bicycle - well boiled icicle.
Wave the sails - save the whales.
Wedding bells - bedding wells.
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