CHINESE WHISKERS
Tart and drawers.
Tartan drawers.
Ten dances.
Tendancies.
Texas,
Text us.
Texan cars,
American motors.
`tecs an cars,
Morse and Jaguars, Starsky, Hutch and ????? (Peter Falk) and Pergeot???
Thames station,
BR platform.
Temptation,
"lead us not into......"
Typist,
Thai pissed UK drunk US angry.
A tiller,
steering mechanism.
Atilla,
the Hun.
A teller,
bank clerk.
'e's trainin',
he is training.
Is train in?,
is the train in?
Trainspotter,
spotty youth.
Transporter,
HGV.
Tipper hire,
rental of tip-up lorry.
Tip her higher,
push her no so low.
Toiletteries,
bathroom sundries.
Toilet trees,
open air pissoir.
MALAPROPISMS
Titillate,
excite.
Titivate,
adorn.
Tedium,
Te Deum.
NAMES
Ta Mac,
Tarmac.
Terry Fick,
wonderful person.
Terry Fie,
a horrify man.
Terry Towel,
a wrap around
ODDS
Two strong towels,
two strong trowels.
Two words,
towards.
Toiletries,
toilet trees.
T42,
tea for two.
Teacher called Tortoise, because he taught us.
If you take a step, you take a pace forward, rather than removing a stairtread.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going. They say. But do they
mean that the tough commence action, or depart?
Take it out on; vent one`s spleen.
Reflect upon this:
I know you think what you thought
you heard was what I said but what I really said,
was not what I think you thought you heard.
Shall I pull the door to? - To Where?
SPOONERISMS
There’s been developments, Thesbian developments.
You have tasted the whole worm.
Leave at once by the town drain.
Leave no turn unstoned. Att. Diana Rigg?
I know that what you think you thought I said does not correlate with
what I actually meant. And, further more what you think you thought
you heard was in fact what I actually know what I said.
Tease my ears,
ease my tears.
No tails,
toe nails.
TYPOS
Heroes - Herpes,
(A typo which makes a lot of difference)
'Ducking for apples'. There but a typographical error
is the story of my life - Mae West.
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