CHINESE WHISKERS
Race horse,
resource.

Rain Dear?
Reindeer.
Rubber balloons.
Inflatable rubber bladders.
Rub her balloons.
Advice.
Recede,
go back.
Re seed,
plant or sew again.
Resign,
to quit office, often at 5.25.
Re-sign,
to sign again.
If the minister does resign you
will have to re-sign this statement.
Rich mix,
used in Christmas pudding.
Rich Micks,
wealthy Irish.
Rasputin,
rice pudding.
MALAPROPISMS
Repository,
store.
Suppository,
medicine anally administered.
NAMES
Rick Shaw,
cycle transporter.
Ruby Tanner,
rule Britannia.
ODDS
All recordings are rare - there can be only one of them per session -
unless the performers are surrounded by individual tape recorders a
rare copy of a recording.
Where is random from whence one can get selected?
Read and that and
Up you I you
and will love love
down see you me.
Readymix,
alert Irishmen.
Roulette,
not a smaller straight edge.
SPOONERISMS
The Lord is a shoving leopard.

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