MALAPROPISMS
Nasturtiums, Aspersions.
What a lovely bunch of aspersions.
Don’t go casting nasturtiums at me.
NAMES
Mr. Meaner - Misdemeanor - Miss Demeanor
NAMES & NOUNS
Sam Browne - over the shoulder strap for sword
Cardigan pullovers
Kelloggs - cereal
Hoover - Vaccum
Ford automobiles
Lord Raglan's sleeve
Lord Wellington's boot
Lord Gladstone's bag
Mackintosh, raincoats.
Diesel engines
Dr. Hansom's cab
Balaclava's helmet
General Havelock's havelock
Shrapnel - exploded bomb pieces
Nissen - hut designer
He hovered the floor, put on his carnigan with raglan sleeves,
macintoshes, balaclavs and Wellingtons packed some cheddar and
banburys into his Gladstone, stepped out onto the tarmac and went to work.
(All these names are proper nouns from their creators)
NOUNS to VERBS
to pen, to curate, to fragrance, to nostalgize
NUMERALS
1- one(self).
2- to, too.
3-
4- for, four. 4T- forty.
5-
6T-sixty.
7T-Seventy.
8- ate. 8T- eighty.
9T-ninety.
ODDS
A newspaper shop isn't made of newspaper.
A "newspaper" boy.
Norman King is a postcard dealer in Glossop, Derbyshire. William of Normandy was a Norman King.
Nitrate,
two times the day rate.
Node,
was aware of.
Not turned up,
either not arrived, or left hanging down.
N S U,
a make of motorcycle.
N S U,
non specific urethritis.
NRG,
energy.
Most Forgettable Characters:
Rosemary Bush,
sister of George?
Bob Sleigh,
Bob Bin,
Patty Gonia,
Polynesian girl.
Maida Vale,
named after the battle and not made of ale.
Denny Grate,
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