CHINESE WHISKERS
Hard sell,
forceful sales promotion.
Hard cell,
toughned unit.
Harper's Ten,
Half Past Ten.
Harris Tweed,
Scottish material often manufactured in Argentina.
Arristede,
Ex President of Haiti.
Harrowing,
farmers work.
Harrow Inn,
public house in N W London.
After Harrowing we’ll have a pint at the Harrow Inn.
Have a snack,
avail yourself of our buffet.
Haversack,
soldier`s pack.
Haywain,
wheeled carriage for hay.
Hey, Wayne,
call to a person.
Hey, Wayne, get off the haywain.
Hearts and Minds,
political aspirations.
Herpes,
infection.
Her peas,
a lady's vegetables.
Her pees,
take longer than mine.
Her suit,
used to be called her costume.
Hirsute,
hairy.
The material of her suit was a bit hirsute.
Hi Jean,
Hello Jean.
Hygiene,
cleanliness.
Hi Nancy,
how are you?
I Nancy,
swear to tell the truth.
“Hi Nancy, repeat after me I, Nancy.”
High jack-knifed lorry, a report on Classic FM radio, Jan 94, became:
High-jacked, knife lorry.
His Nibs,
(sl)sarcastic title for the chief, boss etc.
His nibs,
his writing points.
His Nibs has lost his nibs.
Highwaymen,
robbers, bandits.
High women,
intoxicated females.
The highwaymen robbed the high women.
Hologram,
three dimensional vision from two dimensional object.
Holly gram,
Christmas greeting.
They sent a hollygram in the style of a hologram
.
Holly Wood,
name of a girl who shouldn't.
Hollywood,
film capital USA.
Holly Wood,
area of trees past Price`s farm.
Holly would,
as often as she could.
Home Alone,
popular film in 1992.
O'Mallone,
Irish family name.
The young star of Home Alone wasn’t O’Mallone.
Hors d'oeuvres,
snacks.
Horses doovers,
(sl) droppings.
I don’t want any Hors D’oeuvres after seeing the Horse’s doovers.
Hour glasses,
timing devices.
Our glasses,
drinking vessels belonging to us.
Our glasses,
spectacles with similar ownership.
Hold it!
(sl) stop, desist.
Hold up,
Robbery or “Let’s see it”.
Holed up,
in hiding.
After the hold up he holed up in a motel.
Hot Sauce,
Heat Source.
Home A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z