Tuesday, November 28, 2006

THE NEWT

A boy is walking down the street with a goldfish bowl which contains a newt. A man sees him and says:
“Hello, that’s a nice newt. Is he yours?”
“Yes”, says the boy
“And what’s his name?” asks the man.
“Tiny”, says the little boy
“Tiny?” says the man, “that’s a nice name. Why did you call him that?”
“Because he’s my newt.”

Friday, November 17, 2006

SLANG.....

Today some slang of the English language!

GAB: verb, To chatter, to talk (informal)
GABBY: adj, Talkative
GADGE: noun, A male, often with respect to older men
GAGA: adj, Insane, just a little crazy
GAME ON! exclam, Expressing excitement and anticipation of an event
GARM: noun, Clothes

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

O for....Olive

Olive, woman's name.

Olive, fruit and tree.


Olive, colour.

Olive
, beef, rolled beef dish.

Oh live, (aach) please don’t be.

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

B......

Baron, nobleman.


Baron, a cut of beef.

Barren, sterile.

The Baron's wife was barren.