Thursday, August 24, 2006

Spoonerisms


Spoonerisms
What is a spoonerism?


Dr Spooner is said to have wandered around Greenwich looking for the Dull Man pub. He should have been in Dulwich looking for the Green Man pub.
Examples of Spoonerisms
Car park, Par cark.
Crushing blow, Blushing crow.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

CHINESE WHISPERS – A passage from Tunstill’s Dislexicon

CHINESE WHISPERS – A passage from Tunstill’s Dislexicon

Chinese whispers was originally a Victorian parlour game in which whispered messages were intentionally misheard in order to create an amusing alternative phrase. In the First World War a famous character ‘Ole Bill received the message “Send five bob we’re going to a dance”, which had originated as the order “Pass the word along we’re going to advance”. Chinese whispers could be misheard as Chinese whiskers, which may not be cat food for oriental moggies, but could refer to eastern pudenda................... I rest my case.
Example of Chinese Whisper

Expert eyes, keen vision.
Expertise, efficiency

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Dislexicon - Callas


Callous,stern, hard hearted.
Callous,corn.
Callas,Diva Maria.
Callas was callous, had a callous in her heel, and all they could say was call us!