My Most Forgetable Characters

Rosemary Bush – Sister of George?
Bob Bin
Bob Sleigh
Bin Laden – Is it full?
Denny Grate
Patty Gonia – Argentinean girl
Sam Pan
Paddy Field
Penny Black
Penny Whistle
Perry Winkle – Perry Como’s younger brother
Perry Vale
Poly Chrome
Poly Nesia – a girl from the Tropics
Polly Glot
Maida Vale – Named after the battle and not made of Ale
Justin Tyme – always punctual
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Think of a Nag

Well our Dislexic pages are being rehashed. Christine puts in the dots and commas and Terry puts in the spaces. I just nag them both.

But think of nag…………an old horse or a person who goes on, and on, and on…..

…..and from my postbag, how about those famous names that have entered our vocabulary and become nouns

Cardigan, Raglan, Hoover, Kellogs, Sam Browne, Wellingtons and Balaclava, do you know all their origins? Let me know if you don’t, or can add some. Is there a fancy name for such words?

How about, the other day Profit-a Rolls, you know, the small squidgy chocolate filled deserts, that one could eat in the desert, that are made from schoux pastry, which has nothing to do with footwear.

And have you ever thought about the word How? An Indian greeting, they say. A question also. We use it in “How do you do”, not really any longer a question, and also “How are you”, which still is a question, and to which we often receive an answer. But how about “How kind of you”, the how here is neither greeting nor question but a statement or measurement of kindness.

And Catholics pronounced by the Irish often sounds cat licks. The cat licks the Catholics.

And Moron and more on. Heap more on the moron and send him away.

And away with the anchors, I must go……………… aweigh
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A collection of some 5,000 homophones, homonyms, and homographs, with a full and mischievous amount of mishearings, mispronunciations, acronyms, spoonerisms, malapropisms and chinese whispers.
The work could be a scriptwriters or copywriters handbook; it could be a an advertising agency corporate gift, instead of the normal calendar or diary; it could be produced in order to raise funds for the Dislexic Groups in the country; or it could just be produced and sold in bookshops via normal publishers.

Adamant, determined.
Adam Ant, popular musician.
A damn ant, pestiferous insect.


Adapt, rearrange, alter, make suitable.
Adept, handy, practical.

Address, speak to.
Address, place of abode.
A dress, clothing.

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