MALAPROPISMS
Biology is the study of living orgasms.
The Norfolk Broads are a misunderstanding by US servicemen
for prospective members of the East Anglian W.I.
He was buried in concentrated land.
Bench Magistrate - Bench Seat.
The prisoner sat on a bench in front of the Bench.
NAMES
Burn a dept
Bernadette
Bengali
Ben Ghali
Beneficial
Benny Fischal
Bill Board
Bill Stickers
Bore us rigid
Boris Rigid
Built up
Bill Tupp
ODDS
Beyond our ken,
outside our knowledge or experience.
Beyond our Ken,
something that Kenneth knows nothing about.
Beyond Our Ken,
1950's wireless program.
Doggy Bags have sometimes been called Baggy Dogs.
Barium,
what you do when they're dead.
Bee pee,
insect urine.
B.P.
British Petroleum.
Benign,
what you be after you be eight.
BMW,
make of motor car.
BMW,
Bavarian Motor Works.
BMW,
Black Man's Wheels (Brixton, London)
Bookmakers,
they keep books of accounts, they don't make books.
Bowdlerise,
to censor, expurgate
Butterflies
Flutterbys
"Where's yer buccaneers?".
"On me buckin' 'ead underneath me buckin’ ‘at’.
Buenos Aires,
good airs.
Malaria,
bad air.
Bun fight,
probably from bonne fete, WWI.
Burial at sea. How does one dig the hole?
Funeral at sea, perhaps, conduct a burial service, O.K.
Bus shelter. Have you ever seen one big enough to actually shelter a bus?
Have you seen a paper shop made of paper?
Or a paper boy for that matter, or a meat shop...
Family butchers. Could perhaps be displayed above
the Katerinburg Communist headquarters.
By appointment to the Romanoff Court.
Back handed complement, southern Italian signal of treachery. If one
pours wine, back-handed, it is a sign that the recipient should be
murdered after the meal.
Book flights - book accommodations - Book Fairs.
Bonaparte - Good part. A bit like the curate's egg.
Broken down - Crockford's British Clergy broken down by sex and age.
SPOONERISMS
Flutter by
Butterfly
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