ACRONYMS
I C U R 2 Q 4 T
: I see you are to queue for tea.
R U K?
: Are you Kay?
I 8 A B. A B? S A B. O L! Y? R U O K? S:
:I ate a bee. A bee? Yes a bee.
Oh 'ell! Why? Are you OK? Yes.
R U B4 D?
: Are you before Dee?
Q 8
: Kuwait.
R U O K?
: Are you O.K?
2 4 T & T 4 2
: Two for tea and tea for two.
A E I O U
: Ah! 'ee. I.O.U. Ah! Thee, I owe you.
2 P
: To pee, or two pence.
2 B or not 2 B
: Soliloquy, Hamlet.
T P
: Red Indian tent.
I C U R Y Y 4 I
: I see you are too wise for I.
I I I I
: Four eyes (sl) glasses.
R U 18?
: are you 18?
2 XS
: to excess.
RU22
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QE2
: Are you two too on the QE2?
D N A
National Association of Dislexics.
AN ALPHABET
A for 'orses.
B for mutton.
C for sailing.
C for miles.
D for ential.
E for brick.
F for vescence.
G for the Indians.
G for get it.
H for ford west.
I for Novello.
I for lootin'.
J for oranges.
K for of Khartoum.
L for leather.
M for motorway.
M for sis.
N for a penny.
N for a pound.
N for cemia.
O for the wings of a dove.
O for the top.
P fortifive.
Q for everything.
R for mo.
R for pound.
R for pint.
S for as it goes.
T for two.
U for a nerve.
U for missum.
U for me.
V for after V3.
W for a long way to go.
X for sale.
X for breakfast.
X for omelettes.
Y for fiancee.
Z for wind.
ANOTHER ALPHABET
A- ay?
B- be, bee.
C- see, sea.
D- Dee.
E- ee!
F- in hell!
G- gee up.
H-
I- I, eye, one
J- bird, walking.
K- Kay.
L-'ell, hell.
M-
N-
O- Oh!
P- pee, pea.
Q- queue.
R- are.
S- yes
T- tea, tee.
U- you, yew.
V-
W-
X- eggs, ex-.
Y- why, Wye.
Z-
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